Pope Issues Search Warrant Of Apostle Brown’s Plymouth

Subject Vehicle

The Vatican

The Vatican announced today that Pope Benedict XVI has issued a search warrant for the Plymouth Satellite California Governor Jerry Brown used during his first term as Governor.

Brown is implicated in a conspiracy headed up by President Barack Obama to tamper with federal grand juries and disbar Christian lawyers who

Golden Rule Obsolete, Brown Tells California Students

Clinton Gives Brown Tips On How To Hate Other People

Lawyer Suicides Linked To State Bar Corruption

California Governor Jerry Brown, the self-proclaimed “Apostle Of Common Sense,” told elementary students in Sacramento today the golden rule is obsolete and they will not grow up to be rich and powerful like him unless they learn to hate other people.

“Look at former President Clinton and myself,” the Governor said. “We hate people like Attorney Richard Fine Free Richard Fine. We hate senior and disabled students and teachers Stimac vs. Clinton. We hate the Constitution and citizens who sit on federal grand juries Complaint.

“In these cases our co-conspirator friends lied, smeared citizens, made death threats and stole court documents. Yet we both got re-elected.  See it works. Disregard everything your parents tell you. WE ARE THE ELITE ONES !!!”

Hillary Falls Asleep With New Jerry-Tol P.M.

Before: Depressed, Anxious And Unable To Sleep

Now: Safe And Restful Sleep, Sleep, Sleep With New Jerry-Tol P.M

Now In Extra Strength Time Release Capsule

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I used to toss and turn at night, depressed, anxious and unable to fall asleep because I knew Bill and Al Bersin conspired to disbar Network CEO Phil Stimac to cover up their illegal campaign racketeering activities. Stimac vs. Clinton.

But now with New Jerry-Tol P.M., I fall asleep and wake up ready to cover up more un-American smears of Christian civil rights lawyers. Hallelujah, WE ARE THE ELITE ONES!!!

Obama Expresses Gratitude For Corrupt US Attorneys

A Tearful President

US Atty Melinda Haag:  Evil and Immoral Human Being

A tear came to President Barack Obama’s eye today as he expressed his “profound gratitude” to  corrupt United States Attorneys who are playing  a role in the fixing of federal grand jury investigations in Washington and four other major U.S. cities Stimac vs Obama.

Mr. Obama went on to praise his co-defendant U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder.  “Without his expert grand jury tampering,” the President noted, “the American people would know how bad things really are.

“We simply could not reach our goals to destroy the U.S. Constitution and America’s sovereignty without help from these and other federal lawyers. Thank God, they lack the intestinal fortitude to do the right thing.

“Praise God”, Mr.Obama added as he raised his fist into the air, “WE ARE THE ELITE ONES!!!”

Bill Boosts His Energy With Jerry-Tol Senior

Before Jerry-Tol Senior

"A Tablespoon A Day Keeps Your Conscience Away"

Used to be that by noon time, my ass was dragging from all my racketeering activities Stimac vs. Clinton and violations of criminal statutes.  Even having RICO cases against me fixed by corrupt judges and federal lawyers like my good pal Al Bersin did not help.

Planning and carrying out the bogus disbarment of lawyers who sue you on behalf of their clients for your campaign finance law violations is hard work.

But after just one tablespoon of Jerry-Tol Senior, I feel like a new man and am ready to go out there and conspire to smear and disbar any lawyer who dares respect the constitution or challenge the undeniable corruption and un-American racketeering activities of my elite friends. WE ARE THE ELITE ONES!!!

First Lady Of The Law Endorses Jerry-Tol For Women

Anne Gust

New Jerry-Tol For Women

Ladies, are these pesty  Christian and civil rights lawyers who question our elite secular way of life causing you to suffer from iron poor blood?

While our great leaders are working hard to fulfill scripture and prophecy by moving us closer to a godless one-world government, anarchists like Richard Fine Free Richard Fine and Phil Stimac Complaint are still telling Americans they have civil and constitutional rights.

That’s why I take Jerry-Tol For Woman. One tablespoon and I don’t feel guilty that Jerry and I fixed State Bar complaints against ourselves and our very special friends at

Jerry Gets High With Jerry-Tol

Before Jerry-Tol

After Jerry-Tol

Try Jerry-Tol For Iron Poor Blood

Folks, when I’m feeling downright depressed and dirty after a hard day of smearing and disbaring good Christian lawyers like Richard Fine Free Richard Fine and Phil Stimac Complaint,  I pick myself up with Jerry-Tol. Just one tablespoon and I’m ready to help my elite friends at the State Bar of California who bankroll my political campaigns fix lawsuits, smear good lawyers and tamper with state and federal grand jury investigations.

“I Will Always Be With You,” Brown Tells Californians Telepathically

Brown In White Collar Authorized By Political Power Broker Thomas V. Girardi.

Fine Excommunicated And Imprisoned For Blasphemy

“Fear not. I will always be with you, my dear children,” Jerry Brown, the self-anointed ‘Apostle For Common Sense,’” told  California’s 33.9 million citizens through a telepathic communication while in a deep meditative trance at  the State Capitol in Sacramento.

“Beware of false prophets,” he added. “We are living in critical times. Lawyers in sheep clothing like Richard Fine Free Richard Fine are  engaging  in blasphemy against our high priests and must be hunted down,  excommunicated and imprisoned by order of Thomas V. Girardi, Exalted Ruler Of California’s Secret Council Of Elites.”

Obama Challenges Pope To Debate

"Show Us What You Got," Pope Tells Obama

"You Must Render To Caesar!!!, Obama Fires Back"

The White House announced today that President Barack Obama is challenging Pope Benedict XVI to a six hour televised debate. The topic is whether or not God is real.

A Vatican spokesman told reporters they will consider the request provided Mr. Obama stipulate that neither side can use teleprompters.

A prolific religious writer and thinker, Pope Benedict has taught theology at major universities and written numerous scholarly books and articles on religious doctrine which add credibility to his recognition as the quintessential global expert on the threat of  radical secularization in developed nations.

As a young man, Mr. Obama worked briefly with Catholic Charities so it would look good on his resume if he ever decided to go into politics and needed the Catholic vote.

Protestants Sue Catholics Over Long Time Luther Feud

Sekulow

Burke Grants Moton To Transfer

Jay Sekulow, chief lawyer for the American Center For Law and Justice [http://aclj.org/jay-sekulow] has filed a federal law suit in Washington, D.C. against the Vatican on behalf of heirs of Martin Luther.

The suit alleges interference with Luther’s fundamental religious rights and freedom, slander and emotional distress arising from Luther’s “illegal and retaliatory” ex-communcation.

In addition to possession of the Sistine Chapel and the Vatican’s entire art collection,