La Costa Beefs Up Golf Course Security

Recent news that 9th Circuit Court of Appeals Chief Judge Alex Kozinski is spearheading vicious smear and disbarment campaigns against federal civil rights lawyers who attempt to expose his judicial misconduct and grand jury tampering has caused officials at the La Costa Resort and Spa to beef up security at their golf facilities.

In addition to cheating on their scores, Kozinski and his judges have been accused of not replacing divots, intentionally tearing up putting greens with their carts, not returning rental equipment and stealing candy and soft drinks by tilting vending machines at other 9th Circuit conferences and events.

Security Cameras Added At La Costa

Officials from the La Costa Resort and Spa are busy adding additional security cameras after learning 9th Circuit Court Executive Cathy Catterson will be attending the 2011 Judicial Conference.

Visitors and guests are also being advised to lock their valuables in the hotel safe and “stay alert at all times”.  Hotel employess are taking steps to ensure t.v. sets and artwork in all rooms are bolted down and blankets, towels, pillow cases and rolls of toliet paper

La Costa Resort Named Crime Scene

Local law enforcment authorities have declared Carlsbad’s La Costa Resort and Spa to be a crime scene after it was learned 9th Circuit Chief Judge Alex Kozinski will be introducing Supreme Court Justices Anthony Kennedy and Ruth Bader Ginsburg at the upcoming 2011 Judicial Conference.

Kozinski is accused of obstruction of justice, suppression of evidence, fraud, conspiracy, grand jury tampering and federal racketeering in